Zucker Feather Large White Feather Angel Wings

So you’ve always wanted to be an angel, but you couldn’t decide between faith and good works and ended up doing neither. Well, no guarantee that this will get you past the Pearly Gates, but you won’t do much better in this life. They’re enormous: measuring 36 by 12 inches, there’s nothing subtle ‘bout these wings. Perfect for your Archangel from X-Men cosplay, or an archangel from, you know, heaven. Just don’t go jumping off any heights and depending on them for flight. They’re big, but they’re not that big.

Really, these are just wings. You could use them for a Valkyrie costume, which are sort of like angels from a god who was more into fighting, drinking and boobs. You could put them on a horse to dress it up like Pegasus. A small horse. Or you’ll have an underdeveloped Pegasus. Again, big, not that big.